doctorjerkass | [Accidental Audio]

Current Location: Spero Hospital

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[There's a sound of possible papers being shuffled along with an annoyed grunt of some kind. Apparently whoever is broadcasting didn't know the voice function turned on and his conversation could be heard...barely. If anyone could listen, they might've caught names of people like 'Erika' or 'Ryan' and he didn't sound too pleased.

And he wasn't alone.]

DOOD!

...what the hell? Is that...a penguin? And is that a...! Oh you got to be joking!

DOOD!

[There's a sudden crash, sounding like a chair went slamming into something metal and then a grunt from the one who could speak.]

I've already been near nutcases with knives for one lifetime!

[There's a loud CLANG! before one final squeal and...well, you can guess what happened next.]

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Someone should've mentioned the exploding penguins.

[ Hong Kong speak for 'hey, you okay there?' ]

[It's been several minutes since the incident but he answers.]

So this thing was on when it happened? And how do penguins explode...or whatever those things were.

Yeah, seems like it.

I think they're called Prinnies or something. I don't know how they do it, but it's pretty cool.

Met the Prinnies, I see.

[ Ange doesn't even bat an eyelash at the whole thing - she's pretty much used to Prinnies and their exploding ways after having been here such a long time before too. ]

Having fun?

For the one using them maybe.

As much fun as meeting demonic birds carrying machetes.

Prinnies?

I don't think 'meet' is the exact word.

[Faintly, there's more shouts of 'DOOD!' in the background.]

How do you use an exploding penguin? Toss it? Command it to ram your target?

Sorry, but you're asking the wrong person that question.

Sounds like a normal day. Might want to get used to it, mate, that sort of thing is normal around here.

And should I ask what occurs on an abnormal day?

[Hear the sarcasm and more of those exploding bastards.]

A full night's sleep.

Must be Hell for you then.

No. This isn't Hell, this is annoying. I'm sure wherever this ruddy place decided to drop you is no better. Have fun with it.

Dood!

You're not supposed to hit them.

I guess I'll have to keep looking.

A little too late for the warning.

No idea where I am except in a hospital.

Those penguin-like things making that annoying sound. Those are called Prinnies.

And I don't know, them shouting 'dood dood' at you over and over could be their way of meeting someone new.

I guess I should post my encyclopedia again, unfinished or not.

Eh...are you all right, mister? If it's a killer with a knife you should definitely run!

...I think they're taking care of themselves.

[Hearing faint explosions.]

They don't seem very smart.

Or it's the only word they know.

[Deadpan meet sarcasm. And more little explosions.]

...prinnies aren't very smart, are they?

[ deadpan and sarcasm, biffles in the making, clearly. ]

Nope. They're not human after all, so it's only to be expected. They also explode a lot, but.. yeah, you've already noticed that much.

...what's going on? I mean, if things are exploding you should definitely run-!

I figured that. Strange little robots.

[Yeah, he's not believing in the monster bit.]

I'm happy to any suggestions you got.

... They're not robots though. They're real. Just like penguins at the zoo.

...wait, what?

[Head-tilt] I'm not sure what you mean?

Didn't you hear me? I said they're real.

[ calm as ever. ]

If you'd cut one open, I can assure you you won't find any mechanical part inside of them.

Well, you're not in my hospital. I'd be willing to bet you're in Dissmulo since, from what I understand, there isn't a hospital in Spero.

Yeah and get caught in the explosion afterwards? Already had enough close encounters with death for one lifetime.

You know that for sure?

Oh, I wasn't telling you to literally do it. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough for that.

Just trust my word that they're not robots at all.

You'd be surprised how many would.

[He may or may not be picturing a certain someone trying to do it before exploding.]

...

You're absolutely right, the majority of this place is made up out of morons. I take back what I said just now.

Glad we agree, miss.

I'm merely stating the truth, but hey, as long as other people see it too it means not everyone in this place is delusional.

Nope, never been there personally. It's just what I hear.

[Sigh. Not helpful]

If it helps, I'm in a city where people have too much time on their hands if they're spray painting everything in sight.

Honestly? I've never left Discedo. But if there's not a whole bunch of trees and that nature shit around, then I'd still say Dissmulo.

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[ audio ] Yeah, he's old enough to be her dad/grandpa. >.>

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[ audio ] LMFAO ange usually gets along better with people older than her...

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