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[There's a sound of possible papers being shuffled along with an annoyed grunt of some kind. Apparently whoever is broadcasting didn't know the voice function turned on and his conversation could be heard...barely. If anyone could listen, they might've caught names of people like 'Erika' or 'Ryan' and he didn't sound too pleased.

And he wasn't alone.]

DOOD!

...what the hell? Is that...a penguin? And is that a...! Oh you got to be joking!

DOOD!


[There's a sudden crash, sounding like a chair went slamming into something metal and then a grunt from the one who could speak.]

I've already been near nutcases with knives for one lifetime!

[There's a loud CLANG! before one final squeal and...well, you can guess what happened next.]


[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-04 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Or it's the only word they know.

[Deadpan meet sarcasm. And more little explosions.]

...prinnies aren't very smart, are they?

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-04 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
[ deadpan and sarcasm, biffles in the making, clearly. ]

Nope. They're not human after all, so it's only to be expected. They also explode a lot, but.. yeah, you've already noticed that much.
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
I figured that. Strange little robots.

[Yeah, he's not believing in the monster bit.]
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
... They're not robots though. They're real. Just like penguins at the zoo.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-05 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Didn't you hear me? I said they're real.

[ calm as ever. ]

If you'd cut one open, I can assure you you won't find any mechanical part inside of them.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-08 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Yeah and get caught in the explosion afterwards? Already had enough close encounters with death for one lifetime.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Oh, I wasn't telling you to literally do it. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough for that.

Just trust my word that they're not robots at all.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised how many would.

[He may or may not be picturing a certain someone trying to do it before exploding.]

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
...

You're absolutely right, the majority of this place is made up out of morons. I take back what I said just now.

[ audio ] I giggled too..

Date: 2011-11-10 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
I'm merely stating the truth, but hey, as long as other people see it too it means not everyone in this place is delusional.

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