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[There's a sound of possible papers being shuffled along with an annoyed grunt of some kind. Apparently whoever is broadcasting didn't know the voice function turned on and his conversation could be heard...barely. If anyone could listen, they might've caught names of people like 'Erika' or 'Ryan' and he didn't sound too pleased.

And he wasn't alone.]

DOOD!

...what the hell? Is that...a penguin? And is that a...! Oh you got to be joking!

DOOD!


[There's a sudden crash, sounding like a chair went slamming into something metal and then a grunt from the one who could speak.]

I've already been near nutcases with knives for one lifetime!

[There's a loud CLANG! before one final squeal and...well, you can guess what happened next.]


[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 03:02 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Someone should've mentioned the exploding penguins.

[ Hong Kong speak for 'hey, you okay there?' ]

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
[It's been several minutes since the incident but he answers.]

So this thing was on when it happened? And how do penguins explode...or whatever those things were.

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 04:19 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Yeah, seems like it.

I think they're called Prinnies or something. I don't know how they do it, but it's pretty cool.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-03 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Met the Prinnies, I see.

[ Ange doesn't even bat an eyelash at the whole thing - she's pretty much used to Prinnies and their exploding ways after having been here such a long time before too. ]

Date: 2011-11-03 04:43 pm (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Doctor's smile)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
Having fun?

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
For the one using them maybe.

Date: 2011-11-03 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
As much fun as meeting demonic birds carrying machetes.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-03 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Prinnies?

I don't think 'meet' is the exact word.

[Faintly, there's more shouts of 'DOOD!' in the background.]

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 05:23 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
How do you use an exploding penguin? Toss it? Command it to ram your target?

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-03 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Sorry, but you're asking the wrong person that question.

Date: 2011-11-03 11:18 pm (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Om Nom Pencil)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
Sounds like a normal day. Might want to get used to it, mate, that sort of thing is normal around here.

Date: 2011-11-03 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
And should I ask what occurs on an abnormal day?

[Hear the sarcasm and more of those exploding bastards.]

Date: 2011-11-03 11:46 pm (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Serious buisness)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
A full night's sleep.

Date: 2011-11-04 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Must be Hell for you then.

Date: 2011-11-04 12:10 am (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Wait...what?)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
No. This isn't Hell, this is annoying. I'm sure wherever this ruddy place decided to drop you is no better. Have fun with it.

Date: 2011-11-04 01:26 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Tatsumi and I will dance now)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Dood!

You're not supposed to hit them.

[audio; English]

Date: 2011-11-04 02:11 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
I guess I'll have to keep looking.

Date: 2011-11-04 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
A little too late for the warning.

Date: 2011-11-04 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
No idea where I am except in a hospital.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-04 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Those penguin-like things making that annoying sound. Those are called Prinnies.

And I don't know, them shouting 'dood dood' at you over and over could be their way of meeting someone new.

Date: 2011-11-04 03:51 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (relaxed)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
I guess I should post my encyclopedia again, unfinished or not.

[Video] | English

Date: 2011-11-04 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com
Eh...are you all right, mister? If it's a killer with a knife you should definitely run!

[Video] | English

Date: 2011-11-04 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
...I think they're taking care of themselves.

[Hearing faint explosions.]

They don't seem very smart.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-04 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Or it's the only word they know.

[Deadpan meet sarcasm. And more little explosions.]

...prinnies aren't very smart, are they?

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-04 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
[ deadpan and sarcasm, biffles in the making, clearly. ]

Nope. They're not human after all, so it's only to be expected. They also explode a lot, but.. yeah, you've already noticed that much.

[Video] | English

Date: 2011-11-04 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com
...what's going on? I mean, if things are exploding you should definitely run-!
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
I figured that. Strange little robots.

[Yeah, he's not believing in the monster bit.]

[Video] | English

Date: 2011-11-04 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
I'm happy to any suggestions you got.
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
... They're not robots though. They're real. Just like penguins at the zoo.

[ audio ] XD

Date: 2011-11-04 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
...wait, what?

[Video] | English

Date: 2011-11-04 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com
[Head-tilt] I'm not sure what you mean?

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-05 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Didn't you hear me? I said they're real.

[ calm as ever. ]

If you'd cut one open, I can assure you you won't find any mechanical part inside of them.

Date: 2011-11-07 08:10 am (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Do you really think that'll work?)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
Well, you're not in my hospital. I'd be willing to bet you're in Dissmulo since, from what I understand, there isn't a hospital in Spero.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-08 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Yeah and get caught in the explosion afterwards? Already had enough close encounters with death for one lifetime.

Date: 2011-11-08 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
You know that for sure?

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
Oh, I wasn't telling you to literally do it. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough for that.

Just trust my word that they're not robots at all.

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised how many would.

[He may or may not be picturing a certain someone trying to do it before exploding.]

[ audio ]

Date: 2011-11-09 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
...

You're absolutely right, the majority of this place is made up out of morons. I take back what I said just now.

[ audio ] brb, loling

Date: 2011-11-10 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
Glad we agree, miss.

[ audio ] I giggled too..

Date: 2011-11-10 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com
I'm merely stating the truth, but hey, as long as other people see it too it means not everyone in this place is delusional.

Date: 2011-11-14 06:02 am (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Unfamiliar tech)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
Nope, never been there personally. It's just what I hear.

Date: 2011-11-14 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorjerkass.livejournal.com
[Sigh. Not helpful]

If it helps, I'm in a city where people have too much time on their hands if they're spray painting everything in sight.

Date: 2011-11-14 07:24 am (UTC)
weevilroyalty: (Facepalm)
From: [personal profile] weevilroyalty
Honestly? I've never left Discedo. But if there's not a whole bunch of trees and that nature shit around, then I'd still say Dissmulo.

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